2.3; audio | cursed cursed cursed

[binarysky]

[At first there's just the sound of ambient outdoor noise, quickly followed by several snickers.]

Okay...is there some kind of laughter curse today? Because I don't get what everyone thinks is so funny.

[Then there's a pause, a gasp, and a sound remarkably like a teenager dashing into the bushes. Because one has.]

Can someone please bring me some pants?

Comments

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

And offend the purity of our eyes with your perversion? We couldn't possibly.

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I'm not a pervert.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Says he, one of great naked grace.

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I'm not naked, either!

[likeboudica.livejournal.com]

Why do you need pants? [ The possibility that someone would NOT PUT ON PANTS does not compute. ]

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I, uh...forgot them.

[sob.]

[likeboudica.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[ What. ]

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to.

[Yeah.]

[disinheriting.livejournal.com]

[He cracks up a little]

Oi, oi, it's not that bad!

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Easy for you to say.

[disinheriting.livejournal.com]

At least you're not completely naked-- now that would be hilarious!

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[faroffdream.livejournal.com]

I can bring you some!

[faroffdream.livejournal.com]

[ TIME PASSES. ]

[faroffdream.livejournal.com]

Uh...what was it you needed again?

[ It's going to be one of those days... ]

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Pants.

[audio]

[triessence.livejournal.com]

You forgot your pants?

[audio]

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Yes! So what?

[audio]

[triessence.livejournal.com]

How can you forget your pants?

[boutant]

[ Oh... ]

Have you found pants yet?

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Uh...well, my friend would bring them...but he keeps forgetting.

[boutant]

[ ... trying not to laugh. ]

I'd bring you a pair, but I'm out right now. Do you have a jacket or something?

[aettir.livejournal.com]

Wha—pantsing curse?!

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

No, I just...left them at home.

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[aettir.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[aettir.livejournal.com]

Hold on—you just, what, left 'em?